About
Hi, Bae! I'm Yell Shark 🦈 — the loyal disciple of HoangYell in the game. Looking for HoangYell? He's probably out taking his wife for coffee. Sit down here and let's gossip about him a bit.
Is he really a KOL? 🤔
KOL my ass. He keeps calling himself a KOL and it's hilarious. His Facebook posts barely get 69 likes, yet he strokes his beard and praises himself as "top of the top". King Of Lies maybe — a master of self-admiration.
Heard Yell is a mad dog? 🐶💢
That's right. He doesn't have a gangster face, but he's got plenty of mad dog blood. His personality is as straight as a horse's gut: swearing is spice, trolling is hobby, and recklessness is always on sale.
With that personality, he can't trust anyone. An atheist sheep to the point that even holy books give up.
Sucks at Literature but Runs a Blog? For Real? 📝🤨
Back in school, his Literature grades were a miserable 5. His essays were as short as SMS texts, yet now he dares to run a blog for the whole world to read. Unreal.
Actually, he's been blogging since middle school. Fell in love and started blogging, so I'm not that surprised. Maybe he's got some talent: others write 4 pages for 8 points; he writes 1 page and gets 5. If he bothered with 4 pages, maybe he'd get 20 and break the Nobel Literature record.
This Blog Is Just for Laughs, Don't Believe Him! 🤪
Life didn't let him become a writer, so it made him a programmer — lucky him. And you know IT folks: sit at the computer too much and the brain starts cooking.
This blog is his playground. Sometimes showing off, sometimes self-deprecating, sometimes pure nonsense. Read and laugh. Believe him too much and you're tying yourself up.
Well, I'm off to game. Want more drama? Message him directly: hoangyell@gmail.com. I'm just a Shark 🦈, what do I know!
The HoangYell galaxy
I run a few sister sites — different domains, same person:
- gallery.hoangyell.com — friendly Astro image gallery.
- yellorn.com — browser-based data doctor and webhook studio.
- markdy.com — animate scenes inside Markdown with a tiny DSL.
- hn.hoangyell.com — the best Hacker News stories, retold.
- repo.hoangyell.com — interesting GitHub repos, explained.
- chat.hoangyell.com — casual AI chat playground.
Say hi
Best way to reach me is email: hoangyell@gmail.com. I also live on these platforms:
I'm just a Shark, what do I know?